Friday, June 16, 2006

 
Write Your Own

In reference to this by now well-told tale:
Dennis Hastert is the kind of guy that would offer a couple of lesbians breakfast at Denny's to team up on him during Pride Week.
Or:
Tom Cruise is the kind of guy that would offer a couple of lesbians $5000 to team up on him during Pride Week so he could sell the story and hope it distracts from what he actually did during Pride Week.
Or:
Ramesh Ponnuru is the kind of a guy who would offer a couple of lesbians $1000 to stop laughing at him during Pride Week.
Write your own!

Comments:
Dick Cheney is the kind of guy who would hire two lesbians to shoot someone in the face.
 
Jonah Goldberg is the kind of guy who would offer two lesbians $5000 to team up on him, and then have no idea what to do if they laughed and said yes...or no.

Wow, I'm on your blogroll between Hecate and Jeffers, coincidentally. That's like going from the sublime to the ridiculous, given how obnoxious, abrasive, and irreligious I am...

My word verification string was "qzzmf." I find that amusing somehow.
 
D: All of the above.
 
Ann Coulter is the kind of guy who would offer a couple of lesbians her snap-on tool set to team up on her during Pride week, but the lesbians would tell her they'd just do a guy if they wanted to do tools permanently attached to a body.
 
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