Saturday, July 22, 2006

 

ANOTHER SHOCKING WHISKEY ASHES EXPOSE!!!

This is so shocking in its shockitude that you will not merely be shocked -- you will be shocked!!!!

I was in the grocery store today and I saw THIS:



T Rex, dude, you are so busted.

Why did you do it man? WHY! WHY!

This story by the way is from The World's Only Reliable Paper -- says so on the front cover. And that's even more persuasive than "All the News That's Fit to Print." So you know this is true.

So I exclaim to the Heavens:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Oh wait. Sorry. Here is what I shout:
STELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!
Damn. I mean:
TREXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

Comments:
So... who ARE the 10 most popular people in heaven? And how did anyone find this out?
 
TWIXXXXXXXX!!!!
 
Oh, thank god, Thers. I now have a topic for tonight's Late Nite post.

You roool, dooooood!!!

RAAAAHHHRRRR!!!!!
 
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