Tuesday, July 11, 2006

 

One More Kid Story...

A short one. The Almost-Two-Year-Old gets a hold of the portable phone and delightedly starts pushing buttons. But she's then quite startled to hear a voice suddenly say:

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up..."

So she thinks a second, listens some more, looks up and screams in joy:

"MOMMY!"

So now you know exactly what my wife's voice sounds like. She also has a fantastic memory for phone numbers -- just ask her the name and town, and she'll hook you up. (Hahahahaha. Little phone humor, there!..... Sorry.)

Comments:
[pushes NTodd aside] I wish to adopt your daughter.
 
Oh, that is cute! I hope Rosie thinks kindly of her Aunt Hecate when she's busy ruling the world someday. Because I know she will be.
 
So now you know exactly what my wife's voice sounds like. She also has a fantastic memory for phone numbers -- just ask her the name and town, and she'll hook you up. (Hahahahaha. Little phone humor, there!..... Sorry.)

Just give her a call at 555-1212.

Oh, fuck. Sorry, Thers.
 
Just give her a call at 555-1212.

It's actually 867-5309. But you were close.
 
Oh Rosie is such a cutie!
 
So all you're doing is making me want a grandchild more. I remember my mom babysitting my kids and three rolls of toilet paper were completely unravelled. I asked, why the heck didn't you stop them. She laughed and said, well they were being creative.
 
Ooo, I think NYMary just gave away her real name.
 
One ringie dingie....

Two ringie dingies (snort....snort)
 
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